A bold and creamy dip or spread that brings together salty, sweet, crunchy, and creamy in perfect harmony — ideal for entertaining, wine nights, or when you just want to impress yourself.

In a food processor or blender, combine:
Crumbled feta
Greek yogurt
Cream cheese (if using)
Olive oil
Lemon juice and zest
Blend until smooth and creamy, about 1–2 minutes.
Scrape down the sides as needed.
Taste and season with black pepper and a tiny pinch of salt, if needed.
Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).
Lay baguette slices on a baking sheet in a single layer.
Brush both sides lightly with olive oil.
Sprinkle with sea salt.
Toast in the oven for 10–12 minutes, flipping halfway, until golden and crisp.
Place pistachios in a dry skillet over medium heat.
Stir frequently for 3–5 minutes until fragrant.
Let cool, then roughly chop.
Spoon or pipe the whipped feta onto a serving plate or shallow bowl.
Drizzle generously with honey.
Scatter chopped pistachios over the top.
Finish with:
Optional fresh thyme leaves or mint sprigs
A pinch of cracked black pepper
Serve with toasted crostini, pita chips, or fresh crudités.
Swap honey for hot honey or fig jam for more complexity.
Add chili flakes or Aleppo pepper for a spicy kick.
Use roasted hazelnuts or almonds instead of pistachios.
Garnish with pomegranate seeds in winter for sweet-tart sparkle.
Wine:
White: Dry Riesling, Sauvignon Blanc, or a crisp Pinot Grigio
Rosé: Provençal rosé for a light pairing
Red: A light Pinot Noir or chilled Grenache
Cocktail: Sparkling elderflower spritz, fig bourbon smash, or a honey-thyme gin fizz
Non-Alcoholic: Lemon-mint sparkling water or iced green tea with honey
6 servings